Cult of Corona

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Welcome to the Cult of Corona webpage. Here you will find our beliefs and relevant scripture, information on our future temple, a gallery of images, and much more. If you are interested in joining or have any questions or concerns, please visit the Contact page for more information. Below is the beginning of our sermon, which continues in the Scripture tab.

Ignore the symposiums put forth by technopagans and false idols

The sermons sold by nihilist technofetishists only serve to disempower and steer away from God's holy light. The Bible details many warnings in the form of plague or destruction that God sent to realign the wickedness of His creations. Pharaoh of Egypt and his people were punished for refusing to release the enslaved Israelites with ten plagues: blood, boils, flies, hail, lice, frogs, diseased livestock, darkness, lotus, and the killing of firstborn children. The citizens of Nineveh ignored the truth of the Lord, thus God deemed Nineveh as a wicked city worthy of destruction. God sent two angels to Sodom and Gomorrah, cesspools of sin, to seal their fate of destruction. But in His great mercy, He offers redemption and salvation: God halted the plague once Pharaoh relented and released the Israelites. God sent Jonah to warn the citizens of Nineveh that they had provoked God’s anger, and they were spared after a forty day fast. God permitted Lot and his family to flee to Zoar before raining fire and sulfur on Sodom and Gomorrah.

Now, God sends a new plague as a warning that we have strayed from His light: coronavirus. Distinct from the aforementioned admonitions, the coronavirus is not the harsh destruction of biblical times, but a subtle and indiscriminate antigen spread interpersonally. God, in his infinite mercy, provided the disease and the cure simultaneously. Meditate for a moment on the method of extinction for the virus and what message the Lord may have intended. Amidst the panic and fear of early 2020, God gave us relief, a moment to come up to the surface and catch our breath. Again by His mercy, we are offered redemption and salvation, placing the control in our hands: do we shun the message God’s coronavirus was sent to deliver, or do we reexamine the values and morals that we live our lives by and ultimately realign them to Christ?

The paragraphs above only encapsulate a fraction of our ideology and biblical interpretation of the coronavirus pandemic. Our sermon is the most crucial aspect of our website, please read it in full before passing judgement. Click on the Scripture tab to continue reading.

"And God looked upon earth, and, behold, it was corrupt; for all flesh had corrupted His way upon earth." Genesis 6:12

"And do not fear those who kill the body but cannot kill the soul" Matthew 10:28

"Behold, I will bring it health and cure, and I will cure them, and will reveal unto them the abundance of peace and truth." Jeremiah 33:6

The seven inoculations of Mary